There are a lot of shady things going on in Brazil, and I suspected Two Wheels Brazil was one of them. No matter, I thought, the news hadn't reported any bombings or hijackings lately - things seemed slow enough to go check it out. As soon as we landed, we where swooped up by some sleazy looking character in a bullet proof sedan, who identified himself as "Paulo"; a fake name no doubt... The ride to our location was fairly uneventful, that is until we came up on what must have been a cocaine freebasing experiment that went wrong and set fire to the make-shift shack the operation was being run out of. Once we got to the "Headquarters" it was clear why we where here. They had devised some sinister scheme to smuggle drugs out of the country with fake gold dentures!